Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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