We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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