You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
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while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
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I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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