I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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