I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
We left an ass print on the piano.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
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Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this