only you would photoshop your dick
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
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so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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