I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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