Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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