Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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