he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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