I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
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