I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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