So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
