why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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