the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
The beer is more important than you right now.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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