She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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