I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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