Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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