Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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