im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Never joke about your clitoris.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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