we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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