i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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