Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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