I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
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