Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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