yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
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you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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