It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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