she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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