I smell stomach acid.
He felt like a one man threesome
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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