I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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