Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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