I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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