$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
