I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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