i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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