just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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