Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
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tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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