do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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