i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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