I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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