That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
I'm jealous of your bromance
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
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Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
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