Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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