Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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