what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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