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Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
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Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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