Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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