2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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