I heard we made out
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
