Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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