I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think a kid would responsible me up
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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