U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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