How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever