I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..